SNAKE IN THE KAYAK

Not many days in the country

Are humdrum,

But a snake in the kayak

Is quite a conundrum.

You can roll it and shake it

From starboard to port;

The snake will just head for

The stern with a snort.

Try pounding, try yelling,

Try using a stick;

Threaten his life;

Give the kayak a kick.

The snake in the kayak

Does not plan on leaving;

Kiss your paddle goodbye,

And get on with your grieving.